F: (wearing a bunch of layers) How are you not cold? I’m cold. ;_;
M: (wearing a t-shirt and shorts) I don’t know, I’m just not. You can turn up the temperature in your room.
F: Should I turn it back up to 79 again? It’s already in the 70’s. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
M: You have hypothyroidism.
F: Wait, are you calling me fat?
M: No! I’m calling you cold!
F: That’s true. It’s associated with weight gain though, and…wait, are you calling me slow!?
M: Oh my gosh! Don’t read into it! (runs away)
heh heh heh.